
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14

I'd wear SHORTS if I had a pair, 78.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9

Now take off your SHORTS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2

When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his SHORTS and say:
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19

Install a bladder and a pair of SHORTS
so he can wet himself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12